Shitty joke, but it can be funny at times.
> It smells like up dog in here,
> What's up dog?
> Nuuthin dog, what's up with you?

Mrs. Lee: Is this your dog? Tony : Yes, it is. Why? Mrs. Lee: Well, your dog chases my cat. Tony : Oh, I'm sorry. Mrs. Lee: Please keep your dog on a leash. Tony : Yes, ma'am. 这是你的狗吗? 李太太:这是你的狗吗? 托 尼:是的。怎么

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Tracy: When were you born? Ivan : In the Year of the Dog. Tracy: What does that mean? Ivan : Oh. That's one of the twelve Chinese horo- scope animals. I was born in 1970. Tracy: That's interesting. I w

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【1+1英文】 Angela:

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Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(230) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, Danger! Beware of dog! posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. Is that the dog folks are supposed t

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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog,

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

经典歌曲-狗和蝴蝶dog and butterfly - heart There I was with the old man Stranded again so off I'd ran A young world crashing around me No possibilities of getting what I need He looked at me and smiled Said No, no, no, no, no child See the do

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A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. How

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In Puerto Rico many years ago near the Condado Lagoon, there lived a poor fisherman. He lived alone in a hut. His only companion(同伴)was his dog. The fisherman and his dog were devoted to each other. They might be seen strolling(散步)on th

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(165) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

A thief coming to steal from a house wanted to stop the barking of a dog by throwing a loaf of bread to him.Away with you!said the dog,I had my suspicions of you before,but this excess of civility assures me that you are a rogue. A bribe in

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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, T Square, show your stuff. The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accounta

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(180) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

to put on the dog to go to the dogs 美国人总是说:狗是人的最好的朋友。许多美国人对家里的狗就好像对待家里的人一样好。有钱人还往往会出几千美元去买一只

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Bilingual Dog能说两种语言的狗A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. 一只警犬应征去联邦调查局工作。 Well, says the personnel director, You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60

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XI'AN, March 31 (Xinhua) -- Archeologists(考古学家) in the northwestern Shaanxi Province confirmed Thursday, after weeks of lab work, that the bones they found in a bronze cooking vessel from a 2,400-year-old tomb belonged to a male dog under a y

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A dog once stole a bone from a butcher's shop.He ran off down the street as fast as he could,across the meadow in the village and down the hill to a rough bridge over a stream.There he paused,panting,to look at the clear,clean water.Wha

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A lean,hungry wolf met with a plump,well-fed house dog on amoonshiny night.How is it that you look so sleek?asked the wolf.Your food obviously agrees with you,while I can hardly keep myself from starving however hard I try. Well,if

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A dog and a cock having struck up acquaintances,went out on their travels together.Nightfall found them in a forest;so the cock,flying up on a tree,perched among th6 branches,while the dog dozed below at the foot As the night passed and t

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The U.K.(or United Kingdom)is made up of England,Scotland,Wales and Northern lreland.There are many mountains in Wales.Not long ago there were wild animals in the forests.Sometimes wolves attacked people and killed them.More than

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

A dog and a horse,which served the same peasant,began to discuss each other's merits,one day.How grand we are,to be sure!says Barbos.I shouldn't besorry if they were to turn you out of the farmyard.A noble service,indeed,to plough

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