单词：squirts, the
Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
> "I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
> "I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."