A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as [schwank].
> Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

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1. He suggests you leave here at once. 他建议你立刻离开这儿。 2. I can give you a number of excuses. 我可以给你说出很多韵理由。 3. I don't doubt that he will help me. 我不怀疑

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1. I appreciate John's helping in time. 我感谢约翰的及时帮助。 2. I bought it the day it was released. 它发行的当天我就买了。 3. I doubted whether the story is true. 我怀疑那故

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1. Let us do it by ourselves,will you? 我们自己做这件事,可以吗? 2. May I know the quantity you require? 请问你们需要多少数量的货物? 3. Nobody has ever solved this problem. 没

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1. What's so funny? 有什么好笑的? 2. I couldn't agree more. 我完全同意。 3. Stay out of this matter, please. 请别管这事。 4. Don't just shake you head. 别光摇头,想想办法!

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1. You look very serious about something. 你似乎有很严重的事。 2. I hope I'm not in the way. 我希望没有造成妨碍。 3. What are you so excited about? 什么事让你如此兴奋? 4

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