(低级粗俗的)厕所幽默,厕所笑话

Smart 词汇记忆组群 32 lease,lax=to loosen( 放松 ) analyse/ze vt. 分析,解析 analysis n. 分析,解析 release vt. 释放;发表;豁免,免除 n. 释放;豁免,解除 relax vt.

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(265) / 评论(0) 分类 思马得四六级

00:01.58]厕所在哪儿 [00:03.16]Useful Expressions [00:04.14]常用语句 [00:05.12]1.Blanket and pillow,please. [00:07.50]毛毯和枕头,请。 [00:09.87]2.Where is the lavatory? [00:12.43]请问厕所在哪儿? [00:14.99]3.All the toilets are occupied at the moment

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 求助英语会话

Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of starting a family. We're taking a survey,she says, half-joking. Do you think I should have a baby? It will change your life, I

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(137) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

[00:-1.00]part 1 WARMING UP [00:-2.00]Oh,there you are.Now then,did you have a good flight? [00:-3.00]Sure,we flew all the way direct from Seattle to London. [00:-4.00]You must be very tired.Did you sleep at all on the plane? [00:-5.00]No,not really.

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(255) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版高一年级

[00:10.00]The cost of a cigarette [00:13.77]A businesswomans desperate need for a cigarette [00:19.12]on an eight-hour flight from America resulted in her being arrested and handcuffed, [00:25.68]after she was found lighting up in the toilet of a Boe

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(249) / 评论(0) 分类 创新英语教程第三册

[00:02.98]Useful Expressions [00:04.02]常用语句 [00:05.07]1.Is there any public rest room near here? [00:08.97]这附近有公共厕所吗? [00:12.88]2.Can you tell me where the powder room is? [00:16.60]请你告诉我厕所在哪里好吗? [00:20.32]3.I'm looking for

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(211) / 评论(0) 分类 求助英语会话

kneel vi.跪(下) knife n.小刀,餐刀 v.用刀刺(切) knock n.敲,敲打;碰撞 v.敲,打;碰,撞击 knot n.结;节,疤 v.打结,捆扎 know n.知道,了解;会,懂;认识,熟悉 knowledge n.知识;熟悉,了解 lab

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 大学英语四级词汇拼读版

We spend an awful lot of time doing some pretty boring stuff. And it all adds up. 我们花了大量的时间去做一些很无聊的事情,而这一切加起来花掉了我们大量的时间。 A minute spent brushing your teeth comes to 21 days o

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

W.C.一词是 water-closet 的缩写,其中closet一字本作小室解。 《二十世纪辞典》对water-closet的解释是:一间用作室的小室,排出物是用水冲走的。W.C.的意思易明,所以曾被广泛采用。但是由于人人

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(156) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇

Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of starting a family. We're taking a survey,she says, half-joking. Do you think I should have a baby? It will change your life, I

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(190) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

W.C.一词是 water-closet 的缩写,其中closet一字本作小室解。 《二十世纪辞典》对water-closet的解释是:一间用作室的小室,排出物是用水冲走的。W.C.的意思易明,所以曾被广泛采用。但是由于人人

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(146) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

搬到新家的时候,母亲为了我的洗手间煞费苦心,在不算宽敞的地方,她竟然装了一个洗脸池、一个马桶、一个浴池、两台洗衣机、三个壁橱和一个涮墩布的池子,按照目前的发展速度,估计

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口译

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

On the lavatory wall of a colleagues flat in Hong Kong hangs a framed letter. It is written on HSBC notepaper, and dated January 22, 1998. Dear Sir, it begins. Please note that we have had occasion to return your cheque due to insufficient funds in t

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

我想向朋友形容自己看到孩子学会击球时的喜悦之情。我想让她留意宝宝第一次触摸狗的绒毛时的捧腹大笑。朋友的表情让我意识到自己已经是热泪盈眶。你永远不会后悔,我最后说,然后紧

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

Hotel词汇大全 外部设施 information desk 服务台 hotel register book 旅客登记簿 registration form 登记表 newsstand 售报处 postal service 邮局服务处 shop 小卖部 bar 酒吧间 lounge 酒店大厅 billiard-room 台球房 dini

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(202) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇

听说过这样一则笑话:一个外宾想上厕所,便对翻译说:I wonder if I can gosomewhere?(我可以方便一下吗?)而翻译却把somewhere误解为某处,因而回答道Yes, you can goanywhere in China。(行,中国你哪儿都可

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

Part2 Important Words and Phrases 延伸词汇短语 1.economy class 1.经济舱 2.business class 2.商务舱 3.first class 3.头等舱 4.inflight movie 4.机上电影 5.lavatory 5.洗手间 6.occupied 6.(洗手间)有人使用 7.vacant 7.(洗手间

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(216) / 评论(0) 分类 实境旅游英语
学英语单词
acetonyl urea
acid conditioned reaction
Ad.val.
Aghoueyyit
ATU-C
automatically programmed tool
auxiliary ships
avf
back channel
bahrainiss
Beckett
benefit s in kind
blood oxygen sensor
bottom water screen
bsg
bynin(e)
capricorn beetle
carbontetrabromide
cephala
chadacryst
Cheng-chiang
cliff land slide
coaxial circle
contracted domain
corn-cockle
corpora pyramidale
cras
crowding in on
deep sea floor geology
deflector rod
democradura
dihydroformon
egg crate arrangement
electret motor
endothelioinoma
enolic ester type
epi-wafer
extromit
Faridpur District
firecrackas
gap-gas segregating ring
genus Bungarus
Gerpir
going to do
Goormaghtigh cells
guide-tracks
half-metallic
Ictonyx
initial condition code
instrumental mechanism
instyle
lambis crocata
madey
manual traverse
mark boat
mems postprocessing
Meskhetian
modulometer
molten iron
Monosulcocypris
necessitas non habet legem
neopolarography
new view of money creation
nickel chromium nickel silicon thermocouple
non-coherent detection
non-parabolic
nonlecture
Nothofagus dombeyi
object diskette
open burning coal
Oppanol
ornithine decarboxylase
perfectness
postnodal crossveins
precast reinforced concretesupport
pressure-sensitivity to temperature
radial brush
radio house
raise grain
Rapanea
re-recordable
reens
relief of end moraine
rufous-capped antshrikes
S & L, S and L
Salix berberifolia
Schreger's striae
shock spring
snied
strickles
student subsidies
sweet corn plant
Tamitatoala, R.
two-feldspar geothermometry
unbanked attitude
United States marine underwriters
unostentatiousness
upper index
virtual security network
water repellents
wet impinger
wife-beatings