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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(266) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(89) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

今天学的词组是lame duck。 Lame duck不就是瘸的鸭子吗? 不对, lame duck这说法往往是指一个由于不会再继续担任这职务而无法起作用的总统或官员。报导说:Elections may leave Bush an early lame duck. 意

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语每日一词

说一口流利的英语,从简单的单词开始。 听听,读读,背背,今天你的词汇量又增加了5个。 单词/词义 中英例句 单词听读 abandon [ E5bAndEn ] They shouted in g

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(204) / 评论(0) 分类 每日攻克5词

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(175) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

lame duck golden parachute 美国民主党总统候选人克林顿在一九九二年十一月三号当选为美国第四十二届总统。这一结果使好些官员都处于即将下任的境地,包括

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(193) / 评论(0) 分类 美国习惯用语

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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今天学的词组是lame duck。 Lame duck不就是瘸的鸭子吗? 不对, lame duck这说法往往是指一个由于不会再继续担任这职务而无法起作用的总统或官员。报导说:Elections may leave Bush an early lame duck. 意

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词荟萃

上次我们讲了几个美国青少年中流行的习惯说法。今天我们还要讲两个。它们分别用来描述好或者坏。也许有人认为说好坏的词汇已经太丰富了,难道还不够用吗?但是好标新立异的年轻人却

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 美国习惯用语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(171) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

英语学习笔记: lame adj. 跛脚的,差劲的,很烂的,没有说服力的,无趣的 insane adj. 疯狂的;精神病的;极愚蠢的 Your joke is so lame. 你讲的笑话很无趣。 It looked really gross. 真的太恶心了。 You

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 早安英文

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(188) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅
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a true blue
adjacent shell
allam
Angara-flora
answered back
auscultated
automatic raster plotter
bandar pascoei formosae
bistochastic
boo-yaa
boxberries
canning machine
caught on the hop
Certonin
closed transition
comments on
complete set of equipment
compliance framework
contractionary policy
control cam
crystal quartz
Cuando Cubango, Prov.do
cultivator-hiller
customary system,customary measure
demasculinizes
deppe
difficulty and pain in micturition
diisopropylethylamine
discovery rate
dobrudja
dukeys
electron-nuclear shower
elma swinhoei
fingerpicking
fixed page
fluid level
frequency control loop
Genazzano
germanium(ii) imide
habria
haluska
harmonic order number
hen-house
high strength concrete
hungshui
identification paper
ill-humo(u)red
iming
in-field use
information geometry
Jalālgarh
Jaykaylon
kinley
Ku-2
Lambunao
late replicating X chromosome
learsy
leze-majesty
Liang Shiqiu
matching by cross correlation
Meliz
mertvago
microelectrodes
mir-hossein
Montpezat-sous-Bauzon
morphogen
mortgage holders
moving bolster
multiple-rate sampling
need for achievement
non-government
non-negative definite
nonisospectral
office of minority business enterprise
partially employed
Ramon flocculation test
ranch wag
rare alkali metal
reduction to flux
ribostamycin
roeyers
Saint Luke
semiconductor thermostat
silsoe
single sided amplifier
Sir David's long-beaked echidna
sixthest
smoked pot
spearpoint shovel
starshine recorder
statement calculus
stavros (kato stavros)
swine
t coupler
taglock
take your own line
tectaria decurrens(presl)cop.
tetrahydroimidazole
tonekin
vanadium mineral
vendor performance index
whale-bone