单词：fuckmuppets
> Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
> Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
> Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
> Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
> Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
> Translation: "Thank you."
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