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31. Dont underestimate me. W: Can you finish typing this file in one day? M: Dont underestimate me. W: Fine. Send it to my office tomorrow morning. M: I can eat five steam bread for a meal. (这儿的steam bread不可数,听力材料里直接加的

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 越说越地道英语

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(125) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(200) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(216) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版高中英语模块9(选修)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

[00:00.00]UNIT 5 [00:07.89]Lesson 18 [00:12.86]Exercise 1.1 [00:15.10]Quiz [00:17.24]1.Do you find it easy to meet new people? [00:22.24]2.Do your moods change suddenly for no reason? [00:28.42]3.Do you often give presents? [00:33.29]4.Do you find it

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(174) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版初中英语八年级上

1. I don't like your heart action, the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?You're right in a way, Doctor, said the young man sheepishly, only that isn't her name.2. John:Doctor, latel

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

A U.S.-based human rights group has raised an uproar with a report arguing that development assistance to Ethiopia may be doing more harm than good by strengthening a repressive government. The report has sparked condemnation in some quarters, praise

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2010年(十一)月

April Fools' Day(愚人节)关于愚人节的来历April Fools' Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France. In the 16 th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from Mar

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(183) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

LONDON, May 31 (Xinhua) -- Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes retired from his 17-year soccer career for Manchester United on Tuesday after the 36-year-old made 676 appearances for the club, who made his debut in 1994. Spain midfielder(中场队

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(154) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(134) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(246) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

Language Points 1. Cold, 2. Freezing, 3. Chilly (It's a bit chilly in here), 4. It's freezing/chilly out there! 外面冷死了! 关于冷的其他表达: 冷笑话 Anti-jokes / Anti-humor; 高冷在中文里的意思是不喜欢搭理人、

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 爆笑英语口语

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

摩擦音[dʒ] 发音要领: [dʒ]是齿龈硬腭摩擦音一一舌位:舌尖先抵住齿龈形成发[d]的音位,然后舌尖与上齿龈慢慢地分开让气流缓缓地从缝隙中冲出;唇形:从发[d]的自然张开的唇形变成略微突

发表于:2019-02-28 / 阅读(308) / 评论(0) 分类 英语国际音标
学英语单词
air of expansion
alfa-lavals
ALFC
annual household income
Asian Bond Market Initiative
asymmetrical-sideband transmission
be in duty bound to do
being in love
bronchi segmentalis apicoposterior
burmester centre/center
cathart
cathode-ray oscillograph
cloer
coefficient of atmospheric kinematic viscosity
congregeed
contractual interest rate
coptocera sasaji
cottontail rabbits
decahydroisoquinoline
decolonises
demineralize
dimyrcene
diplochasma sauteri
direction of flow
disubstituted
dual circulation
embosser
engineering component parts list
ethyl xanthate
famous actors
fideicommissary
fire machines
fireman's cabin
Fregene
Galgenhumor
galserian fissure (or petrotympanic fissure)
gene model
good rolling car
haaretzs
hamburger bun
hasten the decline of
have a weak stomach
heddle gauge
HHV (high heat value)
inassessibility
inducer impeller inducer
Jenghiz Khan, Jenghis Khan
La Fourche
limerickite
long wave FM radio telephone
long-term behavio(u)r
longchamps
lonsdales
Mad Hatter's disease
Make a mint
mandibular lymph nodes
midget lamp
mini-tvs
namaquensis
NOAC (Nuclear Operations Analysis Center)
non-return to zero recorder
novus actus interveniens
objecting to
ocean-going passenger vessel
order Conodonta
outer lead bonding
pellissier
performance enhancing
photographic resolving power
Pinkerton syndrome
polymictic
postopic foramen
pseudolines
quarry stone masonry
radopactovoty disintegration series
raisers
rent on moveable estate
rokusai nen buzu (japan)
scalar products
seasonal influenza
seismic interpretation
simatic
single-circuit transformer
solvent-resistant
statuary marble
suggest itself to
supersonic flight simulator
swan-shot
telephone interview
test dummy
to the ears
track hopper
tread out
twelvish
uninclined
unlapsed
unmusicality
urticas
vitro di trina
water-sediment mixture
wet distillation process
woofed