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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(320) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(146) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(147) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

Todd: Hey, Eucharia can you give us a brief history of Ireland? Eucharia: Sure well, I think most people know of St Patricks day and that it is an Irish festival which celebrates being Irish. Well, St Patrick was brought to Ireland in 460 as a slave

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(170) / 评论(0) 分类 英语访谈对话

Irish voters will decide on Friday whether to end the countrys ban on abortion in most cases. Voters will be asked in a referendum whether the countrys constitution should be changed to remove current restrictions on abortion. A constitutional amendm

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(五)月

By Nancy Beardsley The late Johnny Cash was a preeminent symbol of country music in America. He was also Scots-Irish, a product of the Southern rural culture where that music was born. James Webb says

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(145) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA2004(下)--时事新闻

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(139) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(191) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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Jessica: Kate, where are you from? Kate: I'm from London in England. Jessica: OK, and your heritage is..? Kate: My heritage is Irish. My grandparents were Irish, both sets of grandparents. Jessica: Oh, wow. What part of Ireland were they from? Kate:

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 英语访谈对话

An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(英国产强性黑啤酒之一种, 其商标名), sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ord

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(155) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(186) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(149) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(206) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

DUBLIN, Jan. 22 (Xinhua) -- Irish(爱尔兰) Prime Minister Brian Cowen announced on Saturday afternoon that he is standing down as leader of the ruling Fianna Fail, but will continue as the prime minister until the March 11 election. At a press

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻
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abdominal pressure
Achelous River
akamantis
always and forever
amythaon
aniline hydrobromide
appraisement of securities
arteria testiculariss
artifactual masquerage
Assembly of First Nations
assenter
at fixed period
aticoantcotomy
basal skull fracture
belauds
bistable switch
black liquor
Bonnevie
botnyl isovalerate
bracteomania
broken plateau
button bar
cardioaccelerator
cavitation loss
Cenomanian Age
chamaedryfolia
colored agricultural film
conversational chaining
core-retainer plate
creamed spimach soup
cyclic reactor
cysthemorrhagia
Didymoplexis
discovery of discharge
drawn poultry
economic crises
energizing apparatus
environment software structure
equilibrium vaporization curve
fattening pig
firing auxiliary
free-throw line
froligozene
gelefication
glaukomflecken
global symbol dictionary
grimmin'
harpacticoid copepods
Hesperides
HMERGE (high order merge)
HW (half-wave)
hyfrecation
inching button
internal organ
iodocaffeine
jammr finder
judeo
keplerian trajectory
koernke
lamellate antenna
low-order merge
medical signal processing
menu language
millimeter wave integrated circuits
monetization of public debt
mutual reactance
national sport
network interface card
nickol
non-slip condition
novoaspirin
number of turns per unit length
omega-minus particle
one way rolling mill
overbearing conduct
pay forward
percuriam
phones back
photo-scanning system
portable magnetic particle flaw detector
Prairie du Rocher
programming module
Quamoclit pennata Bojer.
quarere
radiogold
Ranst
rarification
rose white
RRSP
Rufyiri
scene drop
schussed
soil constitnent
speech interpolation
strain-optical constant
tardidation
tractus tegmentalis centralis
trip distribution
two single ended siding
Vanda coerulea
warmblooded animal