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61. It's no joke W:You made a terrible mistake this time. M:Really, I don't think so. W:Come on, It's no joke. M:Today I hurt my leg when running,now it's a little swollen. W:It's no joke. You've been in big trouble if the bone is really broken M:Oka

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 越说越地道英语

近日,一组科学家和心理学家尝试找出世界上最有趣的笑话。 The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris Rose Recently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. Thi

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(192) / 评论(0) 分类 英语音频杂志

[00:03.86]Lesson Y [00:05.65]I Want Ten Cakes [00:07.91]Let's talk. [00:09.53]Ting Ting, let me [00:10.95] tell you a joke. [00:12.16]What is it? [00:13.28]This joke is about a [00:14.70] boy and his mom. [00:16.49]John, today you're ten. [00:19.08]H

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 新路径小学英语四年级下册(一起)

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. 没人告诉你生活会是这样。 Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. (dead on arrival) 你的工作是个玩笑,你一文不名,你的爱情半途而废(死在到来的路上

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(184) / 评论(0) 分类 Friends 老友记全10季英语插曲

第40本书 舌端齿龈破擦辅音 [d?] 外号:气冲舌尖齿龈音 第一部分:单词 1. joke Thats a funny joke. 2. January 3. Genius 4. Imagine I cant ~ what it looks like. Thats far different from what I imagined. 5. Graduation 6. Procedu

发表于:2018-12-15 / 阅读(199) / 评论(0) 分类 李阳标准美语

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(131) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Unit 3 Leisure Activities In-Class Reading Entertaining Humor-What's Funny? Donald M. Huffman 1 The joy of laughing at a funny story is universal, probably as old as language itself. But, what is it t

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(182) / 评论(0) 分类 新编大学英语阅读部分

I'll Be There For You Rembrandts So, no one told you life was going to be this way Your job's a joke, you're broke, your live life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even you

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(186) / 评论(0) 分类 英语金曲精听

Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The sense of humour is mysteriously bound up with national characteristics. A Frenchman, for instance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. In the same wa

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小短文

六招教你成为办公室冷笑话高手 Misleading and surprise: Verbal jokes use this element to the greatest level possible. Basically, this technique relies on cognitive processing errors, turning assumptions upside down, and word confusion. Fo

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(205) / 评论(0) 分类 轻松英语

Mr. Robinson was a cool grandpa. All the neighborhood kids loved him. He always had funny jokes to tell. He taught them how to play fun games. He even gave them ice cream every Sunday! The kids never wanted to leave his side. One Sunday morning, the

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(172) / 评论(0) 分类 英语第4级听力-English Level 4

Grammar Girl here. Today's topic is words that sound funny. Funny ha ha, not funny weird. And now, on to funny words. Guest writer Kevin Cummings, of the Shortcomings Audio podcast, writes, I had my first comedy hit with the phrase itty-bitty kidneys

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 英语语法 Grammar Girl

1. Being protective over you comes naturally 1.很自然地保护你 Some men are just decent like that, but you can tell a lot about a mans intentions by the level of care and protection he shows you. He may think youre not interested or ready to jo

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(134) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

Whether we find a joke funny or not largely depends on where we have been brought up. The sense of humour is mysteriously bound up with national characteristics. A Frenchman, for in- stance, might find it hard to laugh at a Russian joke. In the same

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 英语杂谈

J. Lo是詹妮弗洛佩兹的昵称。在福布斯榜上,她是美国好莱坞拉丁裔最富有的人,最有影响力的拉美人。 由于缺乏宣传,这首歌并没有像美国其他商业发行大碟那样登上Billboard的榜单。尽管如此,这首歌还是爬上了英国的排行榜前五,荷兰、瑞士、比利时、瑞士、挪威、爱尔兰

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(186) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

He didn't mind! - No.So Jeremy Renner You present with Jeremy, he got so much flack for what he said, 他一点都不在意 -没错 杰瑞米雷纳 你和杰瑞米一起上台颁奖 他说的话引起了不少议论 He said something about your Gol

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(187) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

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发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

A few years ago there were lots of lightbulb jokes in English. You probably had them in your language too. Here is an example. How many policemen/civil servants/school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five one to stand on a table holding

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 听播客学英语

ACKI LYDEN, HOST: OK. So here's a joke. A man sitting on the veranda with his wife one night when out of the blue he says: I love you. His wife says: Was that you or was that the beer talking? The man says: That was me talking to the beer. Maybe you

发表于:2019-02-23 / 阅读(166) / 评论(0) 分类 英语语言学习
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