时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了?


Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things.  古时候,有个人总是忘事。
One day, he went out with his little son.  一天,他带着小儿子出门。
He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck.  一高兴,便让儿子骑在自己的脖子上。
After a time, he suddenly thought of his son, he asked people:  过了一会儿,他忽然想起儿子来,逢人便问:
"Have you seen my child?"  “你看到我的孩子了吗?”
One of his villagers laughed and said: "Don't you know he is on your neck?"  有个同村的村民见了大笑,说:“你难道不知道他在你脖子上吗?”
Hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck,  一听这话,这人一把将儿子一从脖子上揪下来,
he was so angry that he hit the son, and then shouted:  气愤至极,狠狠地打了孩子,嚷道:
"I have told you not to go here and there.  “我叫你别乱跑,
Where did you go just now?" 刚才你到哪里去了?”
1.Once upon a time 很久以前
例句:Once upon a time there lived in the forest three bears.
从前在森林里住着三个狗熊。
2.go out with 跟...出去
例句:She says Ann has forbidden her to go out with me.
她说安不许她同我外出。
3.think of 想起;认为
例句:A driver must think of safety.
司机一定要考虑到安全。
4.take down 直勾勾地盯着
例句:Would you like me to take down your hair?
你要不要我把你的头发放下来?

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