幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子

幽默笑话:愚蠢的兔子 Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:

幽默笑话:哪辆车好?

幽默笑话:哪辆车好? Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping. In the street, they saw many buses and cars. 娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩，有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街

幽默笑话:什么是喝醉

幽默笑话:什么是喝醉 One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions. Now he asked，What is the meaning of the worddrunk，dad 一天，父亲与小儿

幽默笑话:睡前祷告

幽默笑话:睡前祷告 Julia was saying her bedtime prayers.Please God，she said，Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly. 朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。上帝啊，她说道，让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。

幽默笑话:奖品

幽默笑话:奖品 Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.Its a prize，mother，he explained. 小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。这是奖品，妈妈。他解释道。 A prized ?Why，dear 奖品

轻松一刻：英语笑话

空闲时刻，轻松一下。小编在这里跟大家分享几则英语幽默笑话，一起笑一笑~ Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday. 亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。 One day he was not feel

幽默笑话:板球比赛

幽默笑话:板球比赛 Teacher had set his class an essay in A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. 老师给学生出了个作文题:一场板球赛。两分钟后，西蒙?斯蒂尔交了作

幽默笑话:入学测试

In an entrance examination of a conservatory，the teacher asked one boy，What is the most important physiological quality of a musician 在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问一位应试的小伙子:音乐家最重要的生理素质是什

幽默笑话:难分胜负

幽默笑话:难分胜负 Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher Mr. Black，Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream. 迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦

幽默笑话:抽象画

幽默笑话:抽象画 One day on the drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing. 一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。 After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but

幽默笑话:写作文

幽默笑话:写作文 One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I Am a Manager. 一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是假如我是个经理。 All the students began to writ

星座商业伙伴之射手篇

SAGITTARIUS November 23 to December 22 The Sagittarian makes a good business partner. Natives are impersonal (in many ways) in their judgments, with the balanced quality of thought found in the Libra natives. They harmonize with the partner, and add

幽默笑话:心存好意

幽默笑话:心存好意 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:Teacher，my dad wants to know if you like roasted pork. 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。 I certainly do，said the teache

幽默笑话:恶作剧

幽默笑话:恶作剧 Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair? 学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔

幽默笑话:好心帮忙

幽默笑话:好心帮忙 Creighton was going along a square when he saw a little boy trying to reach the knocker of a large house. 当克莱顿教授沿着一个广场走着的时候，他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

幽默笑话:希腊语

幽默笑话:希腊语 Mr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well. 戴先生是英格兰北部一个

幽默笑话:借口

幽默笑话:借口 Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He

幽默笑话:学地理

幽默笑话:学地理 Misha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography. One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography，Misha? 米沙是小学五年级的学生，刚开始学地理。一天晚饭后，他爸爸问他

幽默笑话:我没有听

幽默笑话:我没有听 Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，What are you reading，dear? 妈妈问正在读书的女儿:亲爱的，你读的是什么书? I dont know，the litter girl answered. 女儿回答道:我不知道。

幽默笑话:学校成绩单

幽默笑话:学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: English，poor; French，weak; Mathematics，fair;And he gave a glance of disgust at the wea