成长的烦恼第五季519

Mike: Due to the continuing flu epidemic, the following teachers will be out today, and their classes cancelled. Oh, Kate you read 'em, I'm too nervous. Kate: Professor Forrest, Chem. and Bio labs. Mike: Oh, I knew I should have taken Chemistry. Kat

成长的烦恼第五季520

Maggie: OK Ben, we'll be back from the theatre by eleven, unless your father springs an after show supper...we'll be back by eleven. Now, you know Chrissy's diapers are and I laid out her pajamas, and I don't think it's a very good idea for you to h

成长的烦恼第五季521

TV He drives for the basket, two seconds, he's up, it's good! Mike Jason and Ben: (cheering) TV And the Knicks tie it up! We go into overtime! Jason: Alright here we go! Maggie: Jason! Chrissy and I are getting tired of waiting out in the car. You s

成长的烦恼第五季522

Stinky: Is it A, Gastropods, B, Marsupials or C, Planaria? Ben: Um...don't help me, here. Stinky: I can't. Ben: Um... It's A, that thing with gas. Stinky: No, it's D, none of the above. Ben: But you didn't even say that! Stinky: I didn't think it wa

成长的烦恼第五季523

Professor Thorn: So, we have reached that magical time, the last drama project of the year. Now, upon graduation from Landen, many of you will go on to pursue your theatre dreams in Broadway, television, the cinema; or if you're really serious by be

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 1

Jason: You've had that silly grin on your face ever since we left the airport. Come on, when do I get to hear the news? Maggie: What makes you think I've got news? Jason: Oh, I know that look Maggie. Either, you've got some good news or you just saw

成长的烦恼第六季:Home Schooling

Mr. Dewitt: Mr. and Mrs. Seaver. Please, take your usual seats. So, doctor Seaver. How's the world of psychiatry? Jason: Fine. Fine. So what about Ben? Mr. Dewitt: And Mars Seaver. Gee I miss your newscasts on channel nineteen. Why did you leave? Ma

成长的烦恼第七季:The Last Picture Show 2

Maggie: The senator offered me a job! Jason: What? Maggie: Executive director of Media Relations. Maggie: We are thinking about moving to a wonderful place called Washington DC. Chrissy: The murder capital of the USA? Ben: You guys can go on ahead to

成长的烦恼第六季:Viva Las Vegas

Mike: Stop there, we're gonna crash! Kate: Wait, wait, just don't move. Mike: OK, alright, thank you. Kate: You know, Mike, I had great time tonight. Mike: Oh, I did too, Kate. Kate: And I had a great time last night. Mike: Oh, me too, Kate. Kate: Y

成长的烦恼第七季:Home Malone

Jason: You ok? Maggie: Oh I'm fine, it's just a house. Jason: Yea, it's just a house that you lived in for the first 18 years of your life, house that you haven' even seen since your dad died. Maggie: Like I said, it's just a house. Oh my God its dad

成长的烦恼第七季:Menage a Luke

Ben: Can you believe it? I bagged an A-minus on the test. How'd you do? Luke: No big deal. Ben: A-plus? Luke: Made some lucky guesses. Ben: In algebra? Luke: It's not like math is an exact science. Luke: Okay, I'll get a B next time. Ben: That's Sash

成长的烦恼第七季:The Five Fingers of Ben

Public Announcement: Attention people; those interested in testifying at Nurse Downer's parole hearing should report to the office. Have a nice day. Luke: All right, there she is. The time to strike is now. Ben: Nothing weird hanging out of my nose?

成长的烦恼第七季:Don't Go Changing

Jason: I hate psychiatric conventions, Maggie. Bad food, boring speeches, three days of hell. Come with me; we'll have a blast. Maggie: As madcap as you make it sound, I can't. Jason: Mmmmm Maggie: Oh, honey, you're just upset because the program com

成长的烦恼第七季:Maggie's Brilliant Career

Jason: Good morning. Maggie: Morning, Jason. I just got my first fan letter from my column. Jason: Good. That's wonderful. What's it say? Maggie: Dear Miss Malone, I've never really given much thought to kitty litter, but your recent article opened m

成长的烦恼第七季:In Vino Veritas

Mike: Ah Mr. Brower. Luke: Sorry I'm late Mr. Seaver Mike: That's the third time in a row Luke, maybe I should call 555-Deli and leave a wake up call? Luke: Don't worry I only sleep in class Mike: Hello, So ho Pete's? This is Francis X. Tedesco and I

成长的烦恼第四季:Double Standard

Mike: Hey Ben, if this Amy girl that you are so hot for already said yes to the movie, then what's your problem? Yes! Alright, the pressure's on. You miss this, you've got C A R O. Ben: My problem is that mum and dad have never really officially s

成长的烦恼第五季524

Mike: cartoons! Ben, you are watching cartoons at your age? Ben: Whats wrong with that? Mike: Whats wrong Ben, is that with cable, we have got the all womens wrestling channel. Oh hey, the road runner! My favorite. Maggie: Maybe you didnt take your

成长的烦恼第六季:Eddie, We Hardly Knew Ye

Ed: And my thanks to you my good man. Taxi Driver: That's thirty four even. Ed: I'll be right back. Taxi Driver: Hey, if I knew I was going to have to wait, I wouldn't have turned off the meter. Ed: I know. (In his head) Oh god give me strength. (Al

成长的烦恼第六季:Maggie Seaver's `The Meaning of Life'

Maggie: No. I was very clear with the funeral director. I wanted tape tins at my father's funeral service, not a live organist playing selections from Fiddler on the Roof. No I want a refund and I want it now. Hold on. This better be important. Ben:

成长的烦恼第六季:All the World Is a Stage

Mike: Dad, look, I need a favour, I'm late for my night class and the car won't start. Jason: Ok, here. Take mine. Mike: Great! Jason: And I'm running low on gas. Here's a twenty. Mike: Oh, gee whiz dad. Thanks. Maggie: Jason that was Mike. Jason: I