时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
achromatic visions
Acrany
activity accounting
aeroallergens
air tight locker
allergic thyroiditis
ammunition passage
athabascans
balletts
bay at
be to
Bostrichidae
botanical horticulture
characteristic curve of flowmeter
chefs d'oeuvre
civico
clarisse
column life
Comanche County
common security
Crotalaria sessiliflora
cuckney
diberyllium
directory assistance operator
drum vibration amplitude measurement
dumasia truncata s. et z.
endodontium
engineery
eternal sin
exolinguistic
forebook
go to the land of never
grisine
group specificity
guilty act
haleiwa
hand-operated hydraulic press
hybrid paddy rice
imbedment
isothermal run
koto player
Kuala Penyu
linear harmonic oscillator
love stick
Lysimachia stenosepala
magma theory
Meissner oscillation circuit
metaorders
methylbenzonitrile
mid-careers
mismarking
mistrusting
morphology
multiple filament source
Mulābāri
Nervus digiti secundi dorsalis medialis
Obolensk
Omsk hemorrhagic fever virus
on black
ophiophthalmus
outside-prison
particular lien
pastorages
penicidin
pensum
photo flood lamp
photographic pyrometry
plastic lamination
pneumatic concrete breaker
principal work of treatment
process alarm limit
radar room
regehr
reviewed
roughwrought
roundswoman
rudder section
sampan signalling light
scalenotomy
sebastapistes strongia
shaft guide
Shaft mine
Shanwei
shrenk
single marl yarn
single-stage blower
socket of jack
standards for school libraries
statement of cash receipts and disbursement
steady compaction stage
step signal
styloconic sensillum
system of electrical units
Taylor's suture
thermonuclear condition
throat bullet
uninstrumented fuel assembly
utility key
West Indies architecture
westbrooks
ynemned
zigzag clover