时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第二册


英语课

5 Three Jokes



Joke 1

Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained thather back was really painful from moving furniture. “Why don'tyou wait till your husband gets home?” someone asked. “Icould,” my mother told the group, “but the couch 1 is easier tomove if he's not on it.”

Joke 2

 


  A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant, “how old areyou, Mrs. Glass?” “You should never ask an adult's age,” Ibroke in. “That's okay.” Harriett smiled. “I'm fifty.” “Wow,you don't look that old,” the boy said. I was about to breathea sigh of relief when another child chimed in, “Parts of herdo.”


Joke 3



My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they hadno reservations. “Young man, we're both 90 years old,” he toldthe waiter, “we may not have 45 minutes.” They were seatedimmediately.



co-worker 同事

sympathize ? 同情

couch ? 长沙发

a fourth grader 四年级的学生

a sigh of relief   松了口气

chime (in) ? 插话





笑话三则



笑话一



当母亲抱怨她的背因搬动家具酸痛无比时,同事们都很同情她。“你为什么不等你丈夫回来呢?”有人问。“我是可以等的”,母亲说,“不过他不躺在上面时沙发床搬起来更容易些。”



笑话二



一个四年级的学生问教师助理:“你几岁了,格拉丝女士?”“你不应该问一个成年人的年龄,”我打断说。“这没关系,”哈里特笑着说。“我五十了。”“喔,您看起来不像那么老,”男孩说。我正准备松一口气,另一个孩子插话说,“有些部位已经像了。”



笑话三



我的上了年纪的邻居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的饭店被告知他们必须等四十五分钟,因为他们没有订位。“年轻人,我们俩都已经九十岁了,”他告诉服务员,“我们也许已经没有四十五分钟可等了。”他们立即被安排了座位。

 



1 couch
n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
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AAP (analyst assistance program)
aberrant mongolian spot
advance landing field
akatoreite
army lorry
ashmer
atactic polystyrene (aps)
be correlated with
beam index colour picture tube
belonged to
belt cone
binder for work
blind department
BOD (biochemical oxygen demand)
bruggeman
Ch'imch'on-ri
chaeta sac
chlorflurecol
closet of ease
common iguanas
conditional test
crookshank
cutoff condition in magnetron
cyclopean
dad
directive pattern
distinctial
drourie
earthfirst
elastic-viscous system
eplicatus
equalization effects
exhaust ventilating fan
fabric grain
fender stay
flambergasted
flat field generator
gasoline torch
glume
Grivenskaya
Gräfenbuch
Gymnamoebia
haploid cell
holetrous
hypothecate
isotopic tracer method
Itapinima
jelly tooth
legal minimum wages
leonuri herba
leuthold
liquefied petroleum gas high-pressure holder
listera convallarioidess
macrocalcification
make ... peace with
Matour
Meritol-metol
mesonephric unit
methylprednisolone
net equity assets
new idea
on-hold
optical guidance
optical transparency
ormondes
oxygen free
part with sth
philosophical thinking
platinum gauze electrode
positional-level
positive definiteness
pristiphora formosana
pupil imaging
pyrometallurgically
quartz rod technique
realty transfer tax
reflection nebula
relay for industry control
relegitimize
replication of experiment
restormelite
retypings
Rock Spring
Sagatal
sarcology
scarabee
Scyth
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siderotitanium (ilmenite)
solubilised sulphur dye
split-range control systems
sum transistor
temporal and spatial
trade tax
trichromemulsion
tv safety
Uyeasound
very low density lipoprotein
vesicular purpura
vibration drilling
wash-out machine
young mammals