时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
acoustical speech power
acutenesses
adhesive repair
aethetic zoning
American white oak
Aq. tep.
automatic denting
bentz
best western
bidzos
bobbibrowncosmetics.com
body-hugging
calcinus seurati
canarium ovatem
capacitance test
cencephalocele
chambersville
chea-
checkhead
chondrococcus japonicus (harv.) de. toni
clearwells
cleavatge of crystals
congenital hydranencephaly
constraint error exception
crank shaper mechanism
Cuquio
cyanoformic ester
De Laval
dermapteras
direct system area
distributive finding
dmaa
Duranta
earthflea
ecsenius oculus
Einstein-de Sitter cosmological model
Ethylbutyrate
excitron locomotive
fission gas plenum
Forkland
free-livers
friction-angle
fructus corni
Ganespur
Gate Theatre
genital coverflap
germinal infection
gheraoed
goofy-footer
GTE Corporation
hamble
hawn
Hayashi Shihei
heat capacities
heinsches
high-principled
hinged pedal
hvdc transmission line pole
hydraulic booster
ibish
impulse of force
intersection entrance
Japanese tissue
kernel weight
Kozhurla
kvas
lui
malmsteens
manganese tetrahydroxide
mariner project
medium and minor enterprise
mineral properties
Minnewit, Peter
multiple primary root
nasalism
not misdemeanour
oxyphotobacteria
partial content
phytonic
polyoctenamers
quincentennium
receiving buffer
richard smalleys
roller bit
roller shade
romanoes
Ruvo di Puglia
sacred and inviolable
sinospiral system
static decoupling
Stoicks
System V
tectonic migration
transgressive system tract
transvestitism
tri-annuals
turbine aerodynamics
type-n connectors
uncompleted constructed works
us naval academies
vibrating bell
word terminal