时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
a KO
afterboiler system
Aitken nucleus counter
anorthite
appropriations reserve
Bagratid
be scant of
blind-joint
bosomier
breakfasters
camphorae
Canary Ridge
chloro-phosphonium
climate-neutral
collapsed parenchymatous cell
compacting conditions
contract of mandate
contras
coronal electrophotometer
crossed circles
cutting cutter
day position
deicing of aircraft
displicence
East Friesian
epirubicin
estate in coparcenary
femalize
flashing lights
front line
front main bearing
fronture
frustration-aggressions
gas-pressure maintenance
geniculant
get the bit in one's teeth
gray snappers
halfway lines
heat-shock response element
high-grade steel
hocco
hogging rotor shaft
Hypenantron
inner center
international courier service
iodide-process titanium
isolated power system
jerbils
jokelet
jump bit
junction leakage
lend color to
local stack
map specifications
maysenine
megazine
melki
mongcorn
multibucket
Muntendam
myrtanol
non-constant
nonperforming loan
not worth a curse
nummies
oligodeoxythymidylic acid
op-con
open flow test
Oristà
percieve
phenolic
polarization phenomenon
pralatrexate
prerupture
psoil
recirculating ball-rack and sector steering gear
recto-vesico-vaginal fistula
reference section
resoil
resorpyrine
rooted away
seeded surface
septendecillionth
Shilin
Shisandraceae
short-titles
shovel bow
snake phobia
standing knee height
static storage area
Sulcus promontorii
suspense payments account
tarkowskis
thelonious sphere monks
thermosteresis
titanosauridaes
to blend
Tractus bulboreticulospinalis
triple control cable system
ultrafaint
unsociableness
yhalden