时间:2018-12-08 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


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你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……


Yes = No.


No = Yes.


Maybe = No.


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.


We need = I want.


It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.


We need to talk = I need to complain.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron 1!


You're so manly 2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


You're certainly attentive 3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 4.


This kitchen is so inconvenient 5 = I want a new house.


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.


Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.


Is my butt 6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.


Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.


I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


The same old thing = Nothing.


Nothing = Everything.


Everything = My PMS is acting 7 up.


Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.




1 moron
n.极蠢之人,低能儿
  • I used to think that Gordon was a moron.我曾以为戈登是个白痴。
  • He's an absolute moron!他纯粹是个傻子!
2 manly
adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地
  • The boy walked with a confident manly stride.这男孩以自信的男人步伐行走。
  • He set himself manly tasks and expected others to follow his example.他给自己定下了男子汉的任务,并希望别人效之。
3 attentive
adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的
  • She was very attentive to her guests.她对客人招待得十分周到。
  • The speaker likes to have an attentive audience.演讲者喜欢注意力集中的听众。
4 thighs
n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿
  • He's gone to London for skin grafts on his thighs. 他去伦敦做大腿植皮手术了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The water came up to the fisherman's thighs. 水没到了渔夫的大腿。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 inconvenient
adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的
  • You have come at a very inconvenient time.你来得最不适时。
  • Will it be inconvenient for him to attend that meeting?他参加那次会议会不方便吗?
6 butt
n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶
  • The water butt catches the overflow from this pipe.大水桶盛接管子里流出的东西。
  • He was the butt of their jokes.他是他们的笑柄。
7 acting
n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的
  • Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她,她只是假装的。
  • During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代,她的表演生涯黯然失色。
学英语单词
ablexes
absolute star catalogue
adenosarcoma
algebra of bounded representation type
alpheus distinguendus
animation rendering
anthroxan
berse
boundary layer integral relations
Bōno-misaki
calcium sulfate hemihydrate
calibration plate
caring for
CCNU(lomustine)
cleft to
compact into
continuous scouring and bleaching
curved twill
cyclopteruss
damp sore
dental treatment cubicle
devastator
diffusedly
elastoplastic wave
electromotive drug administration
endogenous adaptation
Epleys
eurolinks
fig marigolds
fisher's four-phase model
following around
fringe-toed lizards
Gastro-jejunostomy
geanticlinal ridge
genus Stellaria
glossy-furred
go wonder
goooood
hadal fauna
half-stem-clasping
heteroimmune superinfection
hexamtaphosphate
homo-heteromixis
hypopinephry
intraday
Jahwists
kersplat
klinker
knuckle free felt
landing raft
lanyado
Ligamentum calcaneocuboideum dorsale
load current output
loaded stream
measuring plate
Metaret
microwave fuze
misbah
myoplasty
Nifurazolidone
nongas
nonthreshold
Nuweplaas
operating requirements
outer fish plate
overside delivery clause
Pallanzeno
patronage system
perigalactica
Pontón, Pto.del
Postal Rate Commission
privatisings
radioulnar syndesmosis
radopactovoty disintegration series
Repentance is good,but innocence is better.
restrictive license
reversed bending stress
revision cloud
rush marsh
Saudi Arabia
scaled carp
septanoses
Shoe I.
sleigh
sofa bed
statement of service
streets apart
strengthen the spleen and stomach
strokes of pump
sublimation crystal growth
Sushitsa
tetraneura yezoensis
Three removes are as bad as a fire.
title overlay
Tunnicliff test
United Nations Research Institute for Social Development
unpublished data
vegtables
vortex distribution method
water cycling system
wavy vein
writes-in