时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



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a. iliocolica
Aeschynanthus lancilimbus
all in one cable
anti-theft alarm for vehicle
array allocation routine
automation management control center
be caught red-handed
black knapweed
blotchy
calcaneus branches
can you speak english
carpindolol
cassini coodinates
catcher mark
cavanagh
cctv(closed circuit television)
cephalantheras
chuanqi
cleareth
coexistence element
come up to
commissioner for oath
contact log
convolution transform
cross over valve
crossing system
crucifers
cyclopentylpropionate
differentiate rate
discrete multiplication valuation
dismembration
doctrine of waiver
drunkalogues
Duncan's ventrcle
energy dissipated in damping
energy enhancement
entry page
feminizes
firing-pin group
fluid jet mill
formularism
God's brand
got the shaft
Graphic adapter
haphazardous
Hawkins Point
heathenries
holstentors
hydrocarbon accumulation
hydroclorothiazide
immunopeptidomics
Immyǒng-ri
in a state
indefinite-article
laminae suprachorioidea
land use classes
letter ds
meteor.
mid-oceanic island
milkwoman
motivity
mullahs
neutron resonance absorption
nitrogen pool
Online collaboration
parameters
pCF3
ph electrode
pharyngo-
phase-sequence relay
phylloides sarcoma
platinizing bath
political risk culture
precognization
prewritten
Pātrasāer
restricted operator's certificate
revised versions
robust control
Salix phylicifolia
Sauropus trinervius
scanten
sharry
single cut length
spike width
stress-control winding
subscriber set
sudden death disease
Sulfamezatil
sycoceric acid
taper draft
test tube baby
theming
transitional fit
us family
vinegar worm
wap push
water saver equipment
woader
wood turpentine
you son of bitch
zonal condemnation