时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Luke entered the classroom. He saw one empty desk. It was the last desk in the far row next to the wall. He walked over to it and sat down. An old man was sitting in front of him. The teacher started talking. Luke started taking notes. The old man moved slightly in his seat. Moments later, Luke smelled something rotten 1. It was like a rotten egg. It was like sewer 2 gas. It was a fart. The old man had farted. Luke almost gagged. Please let that be the last one, Luke prayed. It wasn't. The old man farted silently 3, and constantly 4, for 50 minutes. Luke tried to breathe through his mouth. Nearby students fanned the air. Class finally ended. Later, Luke told his wife about the gas attack. "Why didn't you just get up and leave?" his wife asked. He said, "Because then people would think it was me!"



adj.腐烂(朽)的;令人不愉快的;糟糕的
  • The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。
  • Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。
n.排水沟,下水道
  • They are tearing up the street to repair a sewer. 他们正挖开马路修下水道。
  • The boy kicked a stone into the sewer. 那个男孩把一石子踢进了下水道。
adv.沉默地,无声地
  • She sat in the car,silently fuming at the traffic jam.她坐在汽车里,心中对交通堵塞感到十分恼火。
  • He didn't shout,he just glared at me silently.他没有喊叫,只是默默地怒视着我。
adv.不变地,不断地,时常地
  • The two countries have been warring constantly for years.这两国多年来一直交战。
  • We should constantly urge ourselves on to study hard.我们要经常鞭策自己努力学习。
学英语单词
adder fly
aetiology of crime
Allium sinkiangense
antireprisal
as skavl
atz
bacilluria
bench level
bench section
Biesdorf
Books and friends should be few but good.
box mailing machine
broomes
bursae trochanterica musculus glutaei maximi
calcium silicate board with microporous
camber-kneeled
center/centre distance
chaperone cohort
CKT(circuit)
coach lamp
composite plating
compression load
cuddles
damage estimation
darreh-ye bahabad
degrade into
difficulte
dikas
dirty engine
Diucen
egg roll
employee's trust
enhabill
exhaust heat recovery boiler
eye distance
fibrous tunica
first-order condition
frequency step down
Galegu, Khawr (Galegu)
gammexane
generalized software design
genetic facies
guild wars
harmonograph
harrier
heating zone
high rate of industrialization
hydraulic efficiency pipeline
independent importer
infantile cerebral palsy
inner canthic diameter
institution building
interproglottidal gland
job-sharings
journalizable
Launois-sur-Vence
main-courses
Malikist
metrosteresis
misnumber
much time
neonatal respiratory distress syndrome
normal base
notice of advice
nucleophilic addition
one-place
Paramagudi
peroxylradicals
pier apron
plasma-type waveguide
polygon curve
principal distance of camera
Pseudognaphalium
put down the price exworks
pzc
radar approach
re-exports
register variable
renocystograph
rgits
say it
scarcest
scraper iron
Sekiyama-tōge
sensor-based system
set analyser
ship counter
small rescue tug
sookey
source converter
subjacent waters
take communion
taking form
taking you up on
thiobenzaldehyde
time-delay operation
traffic way line
trouble between labour and management
Umm Gudayr
vibrion septique
what troubles me is...
wild animals