Top 10 Funny Store Signs
英语课
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！"
8.Inside a bowling 1 alley 2: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。"
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。"
10.In a counselors 3 office: "Growing old is mandatory 4, growing wise is optional.
在咨询师办公室："变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。
n.保龄球运动
- Bowling is a popular sport with young and old.保龄球是老少都爱的运动。
- Which sport do you 1ike most,golf or bowling?你最喜欢什么运动，高尔夫还是保龄球？
n.小巷，胡同；小径，小路
- We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
- The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.顾问( counselor的名词复数 )；律师；（使馆等的）参赞；（协助学生解决问题的）指导老师
- Counselors began an inquiry into industrial needs. 顾问们开始调查工业方面的需要。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
- We have experienced counselors available day and night. ) 这里有经验的法律顾问全天候值班。） 来自超越目标英语 第4册
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