时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Beer for washing hair

啤酒是洗头用的



Two nuns 2 were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun 1 answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy 3 about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."



两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。 其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。 那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。 第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。 看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。” 收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”



n.修女,尼姑
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
adj.易呕的
  • I felt a little queasy on the ship.我在船上觉得有点晕眩想呕吐。
  • He was very prone to seasickness and already felt queasy.他快晕船了,已经感到恶心了。
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arinc communications addressing and reporting system (acars)
ashtuff
barberly
beryl
blackboard structure
bring sb to trial
bronze (electro)plating
butazophen
Cavourian
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chiller-crystallizer
cille
circuit-closing contact
clearance card
commun-
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coulter
couple-beggars
cream-skimmings
cyclonet
dam plate
decoct with wine
demonstration
deponently
dictat
differential position
Duchenne-Landouzy type
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emulsifiable paste
enchantes
energy derivatives
enterobacteriotherapy
epibolic
Estreito
examination of disbursement vouchers
exchangeable object
exigencies
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Fick's principle
flexible transducer
flow-rate transducer
forceplates
formal dehyde
garden design
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gun silencer
heterooctamers
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hypolycemic agent
impallided
irregular coal seam
isopurinol
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leptocentric vascular bundle
live under
LMW-FDP
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managers
melanocytic nevus
muneira (spain)
musculi flexor hallucis brevis
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psychorheology
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sigmoid vein
single-honour
snowcones
soleyn
surety commission
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Traube's phenomenon
tsubakisaponin
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venomics
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