时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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Poisonous snakes

毒蛇



A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue 1!!"



一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”



n.舌头,语言,口条,语言,说话方式;vt.舔,闲谈,斥责; vi.吹乐器
  • I can hardly move my tongue.我舌头不太能动。
  • The doctor looked at her tongue.医生诊看了她的舌头。
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actinocyclus australis
adactylisms
adhesion ability
agaricus ostretus jacq.
almandites
andean orogenic belt
anonymous type
Antykan
badt
ballytte
barite rosettes
baseband modem
black - and - white television
Boucbon's method
budgetary norm of highway project
by-office
Canis latrans
cellifugal
central dogma
charlayne
churchfuls
clock it
convolution difference
core board
crytosporidiosis
debenzyloxycarbonylation
delineature
depleted uranium
desert dome
display line
distant relative
epigastriums
eristic science
expleiten
file trailer comment
finite and infinite games
fitsky
Flowery Kingdom
foreign capital flows
fruit peel
Gadwal
glause
HBV-DMA
high frequency welded spiral fin tube
highway construction administration
holmstrom
in-core detector cutter
keyset
kirjath-arba
legitimatize
lighting colour
limited compatibility
mary rose
meliola kodaihoensis
moirest
moisture-permeable and water-proof property
monocolpates
multiple-blade
nuclear transplantation
nunchion
Oberpallen
orbital isochronism
oxy-acetylene
P. and L.
panorpa sonani
parallel dimensioning
pericombobulation
periconchal
PGM1
polynuclearcompound
prestt
pulpotomies
pulsed-field constant-gradient synchrotron
purchase fall
rantize
rhythmo stratigraphy
roentgenspectrum
sarcoplast
scaling the variable
schistoprosopus
schlossmuseum
sea-floor mudflow
self-purifying diffusion pump
silica gel desiccant
small leak protection system
Spesutie I.
sphincteroscopy
stagescene
standardizing
Stateless protocol
Strömfors
subdivision standard
syncing
tell it to the marines
three-colour filter
umay
unnatural offence
utility rooms
valenciennea strigata
vector statement generation
volvulates
withanolides