艾伦脱口秀第161期:实现了梦想-英语课

时间：2019-01-28 作者：英语课 分类：艾伦脱口秀

英语课

　　Show me what you gonna do. Show me what you gonna do. 让我们看看你要做什么让我们看看你要做什么

　　That's right. Mr. Goal is on later.We'll talk about how much we love Mr. Goal. Ha. 好吧待会再聊"目标先生" 我们来谈谈我们有多爱目标先生哈
　　Would you? I did.I...Sorry. He probably has a lovely family. So...He may. I don't know. We will find out. We will. 你爱吗爱我... 抱歉他可能已经家庭美满所以... 也许吧我不知道我们待会看看 -会的
　　Um, so, you are hosting the Awards...Now is this something that you think about? 你要去主持颁奖礼现在有些什么想说的吗
　　Do you get nervous about? Have you hosted Award show? 主持颁奖典礼你紧张吗你有过类似的经历吗
　　No. The only thing I've hosted so far is HPV. So,I feel, um...Um, no, it's not detectable 1 amiss. 不我只有得过HPV的经历所以我感觉不这不是钻空子
　　Each one back to annual 2 past. But...I'm really excited. No, I didn't... 每个人都回顾过去的一年但是我真的很激动不我不是...
　　Excited about what? You are not dating.I know, I know. Where is it? - I don't know why? What's wrong? 激动什么呢你又不是在约会我知道它在哪 -我不知道怎么了
　　Why? Um,I didn't even know I was up for the job. 为什么呃我都不知道我要去主持了
　　And I got to do a show in Carnegie hall,You know, dream for a nominated 3. - Yep. 我以为是在卡内基音乐厅讲脱口秀呢你知道的梦想得到提名的地方是啊
　　And I'm from New York so I um... 我从纽约飞过来所以我
　　And that night I was just so excited all my high school friends were there 那天晚上我只是很激动我所有高中朋友都在那
　　and then my publicist, Carey Biolic,Biolic, something like that um.. 然后我的宣传员凯里·比亚利克比亚利克差不多就是这个名字
　　She's like my best friend and I was just like nervous, 她是我最好的朋友我当时很紧张
　　but she um, she was like you've got it!And I was just like what? It was... 但她她对我说你一定能行然后我说怎么可能
　　And she said you're hosting and my high school friends went crazy, 她说是你要主持我高中的朋友们都激动疯了
　　They now they finally think I've made it.They're just like, MTV!I'm like how old? We're frekin' in our 30s, relax, but... 他们终于觉得我实现了梦想他们一直大喊MTV 我就说都多大了我们都三十了放轻松
　　Yeah I don't know my friends actually the,there is an article, I was on the cover of entertainment weekly. 我的朋友事实上有这么一个文章我上了娱乐版的封面
　　Which I'm so proud of. - I know. Look at this!I mean look at the cover. Yeah!!!Me!!! 是个周刊我特别骄傲我知道就是这个看看封面上的是谁是我