时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend 1 and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden 2 in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"



Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling 3, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."



一天,一个女孩把男孩子带回家见父亲,说要跟这个男孩结婚。她父亲跟男孩谈了一会之后,对她说她不能嫁给这个男孩,因为男孩跟她其实是同父异母的兄弟。之后,女孩又认识了另外四个男孩并一一带回家见父亲,请求父亲同意他们结婚,但结果都是一样,这些男孩竟然跟她都是同父异母!女孩真的是被气坏了。她跟母亲说,“妈,你这一辈子到底是怎么过的?爸爸在镇上到处胡搞,现在我都谈到第五个男孩了,但现在一个都不能嫁,因为他们最后都是跟我一个爸爸”!



女孩说完,她母亲回答说,“亲爱的,不用担心,你可以跟他们中的任何一个结婚,你爸爸其实也,也不是你的亲爹”。



n.男朋友
  • The girl was so angry that she hung up on her boyfriend.那姑娘一气之下挂断了男朋友的电话。
  • My boyfriend gathered some beautiful flowers for me. 我的男朋友为我采来一些美丽的花。
n.少女,处女;adj.未婚的,纯洁的,无经验的
  • The prince fell in love with a fair young maiden.王子爱上了一位年轻美丽的少女。
  • The aircraft makes its maiden flight tomorrow.这架飞机明天首航。
n.心爱的人,亲爱的人
  • My darling!How sweet of you to come!亲爱的!你来到这里多让人高兴啊!
  • She's a little darling!她是小宝贝!
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Abies amabilis
acetyl-7-hydroxycoumarin
Act of Union
alveolar phagocyte
ambient temperature
animatron
anisomycin
bell ringing
boyhood
broken transit instrument
clarification filtration
combustion turbine starter
de Spinoza
delanders
dissolution cell
dithiobis(benzothiazole)
Dragerton
dumby
duvauchelle
dynamopathic
either-OR operation
elastic pelvis
electrical contact controller
electrostatic photography
end shot
erbium (er)
extranuclear ingeritance
fall out of love with
felling operation
fibercholedochoscope
fiftyless
formulate a regulation
frosted bats
fuel oil storage tank
full-scale operation
gap filling cement
genus aramuss
Gerovo
hand gobbing
haploscopic
hazanim
hub reduction gear
idozees erectus
Ilmajoki
immoral contract
instantaneous reaction yield
Khakasses
line of greatest inclination
lot costing
Luis de Gongora y Argote
magnetic ink character recorder
maximum section of cutting tools
metal composite
miracle of the Marne
most-recent
Mozambique Current
multiple budding
multiply the earth
N-dimethylamino-3-propyl-N-ethyl-carbodimide
n-nonaldehyde
NIC (network information center)
noise photoelectron
old price
out set
panagatan
panel form
phaeographis gracilenta
phenil
Pilea macrocarpa
pill-rolling
plasmiraogen
postdelivery
Procort
quasi permanent value of an action
radial ply tyre
Radłów
rhodotoxins
semipronated
shagpile
sharp practice
single shear single rivet joint
smudge pattern
State Economic and Trade Commission
tearer
terraciano
thickening of capsula lentis
tobraviruses
trial and error solution
trip rate
tryworks
typifies
U.V.high transmittance optical glass
UV-curing
wage-costs
waiting facilities
wame's metal
weapon control system simulator
west south west
width of cloth
William's riser
yellow slug
zagharta (zgharta)