时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
actinopharynx
air flow cooled compressor
amirite
apecotomy
automatic identification system
azoxodone
basal heat producing rate
Bayambang
Bepagut, Gunung
bindable
bird foot delta
blind quote
bocardo
boning demerit
Bourgogne, Région
brighton school
Buchans
cannabism
cathedralesque
catrins
chuc
cistvaen
clock slips
coefficient of photovoltage
cone of friction
continuous curve tangent
conveyer canvas
corticotropin releasing hormone (crh)
cyber.solutions
cynoglossus robustus
desert date
die slotting machine
Dodd-Frank
Easy Open End
ecotoxicologist
effective figure
Eulalia pallens
exorrhizal
expansion of a function in series
expected earning
Filaria perstans
five-unit start-stop apparatus
flat coats
flexible chain polymer
gain of sales
glassner
goods of a well-known brand
gray group
gunnahs
hematosepsis
importer
in pair
internally programmed computer
isodihydrotoxiferine
joannina
journal with collar
legal public loan fund
linked allocation
mahitabel
maximum depth of snow cover
mean height of the tide
mesoscale behavior
nort
osed
osteoaneurysm
paddleboarders
patenter
Pendle Hill
petrol can
philonous
pitch seam
porphyry tin deposit
q.t.s
raise position
ranque
risk array algorithm
RNSS
Sangmangodo
Sarnadas
screw retention
settlement movement
shiere
silk net
small aircraft
standard-gauge railway
strategic air reconnaissance
subgoal induction
submit payment for the land
tallowy flavor
teletex document
tenoxican
the objective function
TLIEF
treasure-hunters
Trestle-boom
tympanums
ultrathin laptop
underholds
ungracefully
unvengeful
viewnet
wooden brake block