时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在小镇上,一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。“长官”这个男人说,“我可以解释一下。”



“安静,”警官打断他说:“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”



“但是,警官,我只是想说,”



“我说过安静!你想待在拘留所吗!”



几小时以后,警官来探望他的拘留犯说:“你很幸运,我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了,他回来一定会心情很好。”



“别指望这样,”那人在房里回答道: “我就是新郎。”



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absolute judg(e)ment
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body shampoo
boehmeria nivea var. tenacissima roxb.
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inverse Compton scattering
investment advisor
irreversible electrode
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knitted dress
level of saturation
local specification
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logic programming language
magnetic-brake
manubai
memorial stone
memory capacitance
Miltou
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paint from nature
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