时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue 1!!"


一个阳光明媚的下午,蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。儿子问:“爸爸,我们是毒蛇吗?”父亲得意的答道:“当然了,孩子,我们是响尾蛇啊!为什么这么问呢?”“因为,我刚把舌头咬破了!”



n.舌头,语言,口条,语言,说话方式;vt.舔,闲谈,斥责; vi.吹乐器
  • I can hardly move my tongue.我舌头不太能动。
  • The doctor looked at her tongue.医生诊看了她的舌头。
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active singing point
amagen
American sycamore
anticooperative
assortative matings
backstep
Backus Naur Form
bat boys
be a cut above
beauty salon
Blair Castle
bodywide
burnup factor
capacitive accelerometer
ceruminoma
channel transmission
class Insecta
cook an account
copy hold
coronillin
covable
crowfoot crack
cypriniform fish
demi-mousseline
dock-trial propeller
DPC-CT
education of orphan
elimination by comparison
embowled
ex officio member
excretions
exponential density function
frame
frugalist
GA-DTPA
Galveias
glass-reinforced
glucose aldohydrol
Gnathodus
grazings
growen
herbivory
heteronuclear
high subsonic speed
holderon
Holmsjö
horizontal momentum
hydraulictubing
in-circuit emulator
internal thermal resistance
isogonal map
journal voucher
karl gustav jacob jacobis
Kennedia
ladder chart
lead cable borer
lunch-hooks
mallotus repandus (milld.) muell-arg.
Mgonela
net-size forging
off-balance sheet finance
one-sentence
oogenetic cycle
paliperidone
perforated casing
pheomelanosomes
polymethyl acrylate
probainognathids
prohibite
railroad shovel
rat-like
recent studies on
retrodict
secondary-electron multiplier
set on
sickest
speculate on a fall
speculative fictions
Srednyaya
steering rocket
string of beads
subluxaion
supplementary arrangement
syllabic script
sympathy with
tablement
tela chorioidea superior
Thangyo
tonsillar capsule
trait anxiety
Trinity Range
tun huang pi hua chung wu tzu t'u
unhashed
Valevåg
vistritsa r. (aliakmon totamos)
Wabamun L.
water sucker
watery
whereat
white nerve substance (or white matter)