时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了!


When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged 2, but before he could ask about the bandage 1, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.


"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"


"Do you mean that repulsive 3 pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.


"That's the one!"


"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid 4 of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"


"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."


服装店经理吃完午餐回来,发现店员的手包上了绷带,没等他问,店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。


“猜猜看发生什么事了,经理。”店员说,“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”


“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”


“就是那件。”


“太棒了!”经理叫道,“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了,那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了,你的手怎么上绷带了?”


“哦,”店员说,“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后,他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”



n.绷带;包扎带
  • The injured arm was bound by bandage.受伤的手臂用绷带扎起来了。
  • She wound a bandage round my wounded arm.她用绷带包扎我受伤的手臂。
vt.用绷带绑扎(bandage的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • After the doctor treated the wound, it was carefully bandaged. 医生治疗过后,伤口被仔细包扎起来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Xiangzi," Mr. Can's hand was bandaged now. " Wash yourself." “祥子,”曹先生的手已裹好,“你洗洗! 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
adj.排斥的,使人反感的
  • She found the idea deeply repulsive.她发现这个想法很恶心。
  • The repulsive force within the nucleus is enormous.核子内部的斥力是巨大的。
v.摆脱,除掉,克服,干掉,消灭;vt.使摆脱,使去掉
  • She is rid of fever.她不发烧了。
  • Try to get rid of your nasty cold.想法除去你那讨厌的感冒。
学英语单词
a show of hands
Aconitum pomeense
aerial screw
Aholibamah
algorithmic translation
almonry school
amre
Andramasina
anisocercal
antennular plate
aplune
appropinque
basin -and -range
brake friction area
brass founder
butterballs
ceramic carrier
clearing account
close routine
coq au vin
D. R. S.
daintiful
diversity antenna
dummy out
establish in
exogenous cycle
first bath
foreign exchange purchase
form watch
gaggery
gebli
ground-water lowering
harmonic balance method
horizontal marketing
Horrebow level
host access method
hu yueh
Ignacio Zaragoza
indicated content
Itāwa
joseph m. jacquards
krahnke
leasing authority
lipophile liquid
long term allowable stress
loop-line
lumber tropical freshwater loadline
lymphopathia venereum
made of money
Malgache
mapping rule
Markitta
mesodonty
money-man
Moorsom tonnage
oceanic layer
out-works
oxo-bridging
oxysulfate of zinc cement
para-phrase
pemosors
pemphigus arthriticus
pentaiodoethane
phosphoric acid ester
pimpernel
Qianding
quaternary ionisation
radiophotoluminescence
Rechtenfleth
repellently
resettable clock module
rope sb. in
ropewalk
rotproofing
rotundal
sales staffs
section of an arrester
self-commutated convertor
sensitive items
service item
shanties
spectrofluorophosphorimeter
speed scout
starboard obstruction buoy
starobelsks
steady-state regulation
surface pan
tetralyl
the grape
thermo-mechanical analyzer
thumbring
tin(ii) bromide
tissue protein
togemans
Tokyo Rose
tranquilizing
trivoluminous
turbine augmented
wave-cut bench(platform)
wellclad
Wilson Res.
Yalifafu