时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
3-caffeoylquinic acid
a sound bite
abili
AC electric propulsion apparatus
acoustic damping parameter
acrocontous
adjustable ladder
administrative planning
aepyorniss
Aklakou
as red as a berry
auxiliary operations
avo
backgammons
bandhold
Biatorella
bond radius
botanical cargo list
c(a)ecal tonsil
cascade starter
central nave
cokeoven
copy of certificate by customs
dam site investigation
dependent file
deuteromycotas
dibenzothiocarbocyanine
Dietikon
Digitaria jubata
digitiser
digitonin
direct-current electric drive
document statistics
driving permit
elychnious
epileptoid personality
expecting simple variable
family Tabanidae
feedback on performance
film-dubbing
frunorte
furan-flavone
hepatocarcinogenetic
Hexathir
house confinement
hypolunatum
in wild disorder
Independent Computing Architecture
instrumentoes
interchangeable gear
Isedyl
judaicas
kerndt
launch retrieval apparatus
livestock resources
lockalloy
Maarssen
mangrove marsh
microwave landing aids
Mitrephora wangii
morphinization
myomectomia
Nicodemite
or (orbitale)
pass over
pathetic fallacies
pettings
phase-shift network
phytohemagglutinins
piggyback generator
pipsissewas
pomivorous
priol
quartz-crystal resonator
r/i or direct
receptor inhibitor
relay objective
rotary drum drier
s.rep
salkevers
schweitzer
seismic processing
selfaddressed
separated scheme
sewn soft cover
short circuit power factor
single-head bevel gear generator
smoke crack
spindle torque
Stanley Kubrick
stepped forward
Suslov, Mikhail Andreevich
tomorning
truslow
turning operating mode management
us id
variable speed v belt drive
vented baffle
whistling murmur
win victory
yangpans
zealousness