时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
a plant that lives two years
acuition
affiliation order
all air system
ameloblastic hemangioma
anglers
australosepsis frontalis
back hook
BART Bay Area Rapid Transit
bidirrectional triode thyristor
black surround
boiler room grating
booster box
Brenner's tumor
broadwell
Bulbophyllum bittnerianum
certainly
Chlorguanid
coastal belt
conjoined element
crewing
cue code inserter
dazed bread
deformation-time dependency
design head of pumping station
dioxathion
East Kālihāta
egoscan
Ellulian
epidermal growth factor (egf)
estately
exfiltrates
fan mails
flanged sleeve
flint mill
foreshifts
goal oriented
gonel
group of smoker
grout stopper
guy fawkes'night
hydrographic curve
initial exanthem
irreluctant
macintosh blanket
made a pig of himself
magic guide bush
marginal desirability
measuring beam
media communications processor
mercator
metaglygh
micro-mechanics
micro-rotation
milk saucepan
milling work
mineral streaking
Morse taper shank keyway cutter
Mudi
nakare
Newburn
nimnod
Novopoxide
null axis
obfustication
penalty shoot-outs
periosteosis
permit aluminium alloy
petty-minded
Plastic Paddy
plunger spring
polymericular weight
potestative
precious metal contract
predictive policy analysis
PSPMT
quinolones
reconceptualised
reducing union
Reichschancellor
reliability specification
right sibling
science and technology park
self-aligned contact
semi-quotes
share library user report
Shekārī, Darreh-ye
shoal reef
shock proof
singing of oscillation
skin packaging machine
stamp hammer
street shoes
strengthfully
suit someone's palate
thrown wall
Toro Timmi
trask
tungsten sulfide
uniform command language
vernor
voiue